The Way We Were: Computers and Final Tables

Every time I say it’s a game, you tell me it’s a business. 
Every time I say it’s a business, you tell me it’s a game

- Nick Nolte’s character in North Dallas Forty

If you can’t see the pictures on my blog, there’s something terribly wrong with your computer.  Well not really.  It seems that my old version of wordpress had become a hacker’s dream and most hosts have terminated its upload feature - including mine.  It will take a few for me to migrate to a newer version - but apparently pictures will magically appear again once that happens.  Although my faith in ”the new” is never as solid as my comfort with “the old.”  Along those same lines, this is my first post from my new desktop.  After a week of trying to get the computer to communicate with the monitor (it’s hard to debug shit when you can’t see it), it looks like the basic necessities of life are functional.  I have yet to get the monitor to pivot to portrait for editing or color calibrate accurately enough for photo editing - but it’s getting there. 

The news that the WSOP is parting with its traditional final table ways has been out for a couple of weeks now.  I had just seen the title of the announcement in my email when the phone rang.  I knew it was BJ Nemeth before the second ring.  BJ and I had a number of conversations about it since the rumor broke more than six months ago.  Players seem to either hate it or are backing it in reaction to the harsher economic realities that have been undermining the business of poker.  And while I get both sides of the reactive coin, I also recognize that my currency differs from most when it comes to poker.  For me, playing a final table months after the event doesn’t represent a change - just another step in the evolution away from the game of poker I came to know and love.  

I liked poker before it was popular; before it was a business.  And maybe, just maybe, I liked it because it wasn’t mainstream.  It was my secret world.  I remember going to the World Poker Open in 2002 and wandering between the tables - brushing past the players that, up until that point, I had only read about.  I chatted with them in the hallways; usually over a fast cigarette at the breaks.  It was there that I would play my first “major” event - busing out half-way through when my flopped top pair/top kicker got outrun by a turned set.  It was also there that I performed my first official sweating duties.  I had met Judy Ingram at breakfast before the Ladies event.  As she progressed throughout the day, she invited me to sweat her and provide chip count and player updates until she eventually made the final table; she finished in third place.  Other than players’ spouses, there were no spectators.  And other than Nolan Dalla - there was no media.

In 2003, before Chris Moneymaker would alter poker’s mainstream potential, I chatted with Perry Friedman on the sparsely populated WSOP bleachers as we sweat Chris Ferguson to his Omaha hi/lo bracelet.  A week later, he would win another in the mixed limit holdem/seven card stud event.  It would be almost another month before ESPN would bring in their film crew to televise the main event. 

I love the old ESPN WSOP footage; documentaries of a game, not the entertainment business that it has become.  And other than High Stakes Poker, I haven’t enjoyed televised poker more than I enjoyed the subdued intensity of pre-boom ESPN.

I understand the economic benefit to players, Harrah’s, and ESPN to try to keep the post-boom era from slipping away.  And I absolutely understand the economic realities of the agents, writers, magazines, news websites, and of course online poker sites, that grew in the wake of poker’s popularity.  Trust me: I do realize that my ability to make a living writing about poker was a direct result of the mainstreaming and monetization of poker.  Even so, my attachment to poker has always been emotional not economic.  In a contest between “the game” and “the business” - game was the no-brainer.

Many of poker’s economic beneficiaries are desperately fighting to hold on to the vestiges of the ebbing poker boom.  They are hoping that four months of hype will be just the miracle cure needed to save an ailing patient.  But whether the business of poker thrives or fades, the poker that I first loved won’t be resurrected either way.  So at this point, I view the WSOP final table change with almost distant ambivalence. I understand the reasons for optimizing the promotion of poker and all the economic threads woven into that cloth.  I know that finding an alternate media model may be paramount to ”saving” the business of poker.  And I guess at this point, I will wish them the best of luck. 

You hold on and I don’t know how.  I wish I did.  I can’t get negative enough.  I can’t get angry enough.  And I can’t get positive enough. - Robert Redford’s character in The Way We Were                      

Victories, Contractions, and Stimuli

 

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Congratulations to David Chiu (pictured above), who put in a spectacular come-from-behind performance against Gus Hansen (pictured below) at the WPT Championship yesterday.  I was happy to see the WPT Championship draw a pretty healthy crowd; off only slightly from last year.  There were a lot of great names in contention down the stretch.  Today’s pics are of players that had a nice run there.  I still haven’t heard if the WPT was able to get a deal with GSN for Season Seven yet. I think the decision deadline is sometime in May,but WPT isn’t scheduled to film in the next couple of months, so that could be extended.   (more…)

Too Little Too Late

 

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In today’s theme of “too little too late” I can’t help but start with Brandi Hawbaker.  For those not in the poker circle, Brandi was the author and subject of some of the most outrageous content on the poker forums.  Just the title “Brandi” on a thread was liable to get 1000 hits a day.  She was attractive, smart, and creative.  She was also destructive in her relationship with others and herself.  Her troubles were obvious, but apparently solutions were not.  Some tried to help her with money, friendship, and security - but unfortunately these were short-term bandages for a far deeper wound.  Brandi Hawbaker took her own life last weekend.  From the forums, I understand she was finally under a doctor’s care.  Maybe too late.  Maybe too little. Or maybe neither.

I once was involved in a situation where someone “I knew” faked their own death on the internet.  It turned out that the 56 year-old woman had created a 20-something year old hottie as her online persona - but then came to resent the attention and friends she made; feeling that those around her didn’t like her for the person she really was.  I had hoped that Brandi had done the same; ending the online drama and finding a way to start anew.  Unfortunately Brandi’s problems extended beyond the ether and so, too, did her fatal solution.  Peace out, Brandi.

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Another “too little too late” in the poker world might be applied to the WPT.  In an attempt to monopolize all things poker, the WPT developed a corporate culture steeped in predatory and proprietary practices.  One of the early sticking points between players and the WPT involved their waiver form.  To play a WPT event, a player basically had to give up all rights to their own image.  Theoretically, the WPT could then use the player’s image to market just about anything they wanted.  If a player had already endorsed a video game, the WPT could use the player’s image to market a competing product.  In some cases, signing the waiver could be viewed as breaching contracts the players already had signed with other companies.  The players tried working with the WPT to modify the waiver, but the WPT was unyielding.  A lawsuit was filed.  Some very well known players boycotted or simply couldn’t play WPT events. 

With the WPT now bleeding financial red ink and Season Seven - scheduled to start in the next few months - in potential jeopardy, the WPT announced that it was changing the waiver form.  The lawsuit was dropped(more…)

In Search of Goldilocks

 

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There are a lot of changes going on in the poker blogisphere lately.  Change100 is flying solo on the apartment front.  Otis is flying the family to TorontoAl Can’t Hang is flying under the blog radar screen.  Dr. Chako happily and sadly flew homeJoe Speaker is circling the airport, thinking about the changes on his domestic front.  And F-Train is still flying stealth relative to his pending and still secret change.

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Today, while I was following along with the PokerNews coverage of the EPT in Monte Carlo, I was filling out forms.  They included a W-4 form, an Employment Eligibility Verification form courtesy of Homeland Security, and a Health Savings Account Application.  Friday, I bought enough cat food for the coming weeks.  I even thought about going to the grocery store today, just to remind me what shopping on the weekends was like. (Note on picture - Hey if I’m going to be a working girl, I’m definitely picking Cusack over Griffith) (more…)

Strings, Slings, and Hearings

 

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All in all, it was a different sort of week for me; one that had me revisiting the past and trying to envision the future.  I promise the next few posts will be poker-related as so much is happening in that space.  Indulge me for now. 

Staring into the ner tamid (the eternal lamp) at the Agudas Achim Synagogue (pictured above), I was suddenly transformed back in time.  While other people cut school for a myriad of reasons, Susie Greenberg and I habitually cut school for one reason; to attend the Boston Symphony Orchestra.  BSO was featuring some of the greatest pianists in the world back when we were in high school and together Susie and I heard some amazing performances; I specifically remember Arrau and Ashkenazy - hopefully Susie will remind me of the rest of the alphabet.  I spent some quality time in that hall - one time even singing in it with the Boston Pops.  I thought of my former piano teacher, Ida Fine, who would also sometimes invite me to the BSO.  Ida is well on in years now and remembers little of the people and world around her - but still miraculously remembers every note of music she ever read.  (more…)

Carz, Cardz, and Marketz

 

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I’m about to part with the green monster and already bought a new (used) car yesterday.  I’d been shopping around on craigslist and doing some general research for the last few weeks.  I had honed in on a Honda Civic EX, because its practicality was overwhelming.  The first one I chose to “visit” was a strong contender; its only drawback was an automatic transmission.  (It should go without saying that I’m a stick girl)  It was priced a little below retail book - my frugal sweet spot.  And I loved the company that had it up for sale.  Driscoll Motors primarily sells to dealers.  They don’t advertise.  They will sell you a car, but it’s a little like ordering soup from the soup nazi.  If you check out their website (now my favorite home page ever - written by Wade I was later to learn) you’ll see what I mean.  Actually they are sweethearts to deal with, but I don’t think they want anyone to know it.  (more…)

I Didn’t Kill Chris and Blood on Wall Street

 

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I just want to go on record as saying that my cousin Chris did not die on my watch last weekend.  Although to be honest, it was a classic coin flip situation.  As I frantically threaded my way through the back streets of Austin, Chris was already to the point where he was self-administering an EpiPen to keep from going into shock (think Pulp Fiction).  Chris is something of a family enigma; at least ten years junior to his siblings and the vast majority of his cousins, he was ignored (because he was “too young”), tormented (because we could), and spoiled (when we felt like it).  Perhaps in ultimate revenge, he grew up to be better adjusted than the lot of us.  Although never fully confident with my reads, I was fairly certain the family wasn’t going to be pleased if I let Chris die on the streets of South Congress. (more…)